Saturday, December 25, 2010
Christmas in Hawaii
BHO Taileprompter: I love spending Christmas in Hawaii. I wonder what all the little people do?
Thursday, December 23, 2010
Beach Sewage Spill
BHO Taileprompter: A spill has closed my Hawaiian beach. I haven't seen this much sewage since I met with the Democratic Caucus.
Saturday, December 18, 2010
Friday, December 17, 2010
Tax Compromise Passes
BHO Taileprompter: Congress passed my tax compromise package. My sellout of liberals is complete.
Thursday, December 16, 2010
Clintons
BHO Taileprompter: The Clinton's really know how to handle the press. I will let them do all my dirty work.
Wednesday, December 15, 2010
Christmas Spending
BHO Taileprompter: I am really in the Christmas spirit. i think I'll spend a trillion dollars of someone else money!
Sunday, December 12, 2010
Blizzard
BHO Taileprompter: There is another blizzard in the Midwest. Must be caused by global warming!
Friday, December 10, 2010
Bill Clinton Visits
BHO Taileprompter: Bill Clinton dropped by. He told me where he hid the special box of hand-dipped cigars he left behind.
Wednesday, December 8, 2010
Tuesday, December 7, 2010
Criticism From Left
BHO Taileprompter: I wish left-wing Democrats would stop calling me a Republican. I am a Socialist!
Monday, December 6, 2010
Sunday, December 5, 2010
White House Haunted
BHO Taileprompter: The White House is haunted. Every time I look in a mirror I see Jimmy Carter.
Saturday, December 4, 2010
Surprise visit to Afghanistan
BHO Taileprompter: My surprise visit to Afghanistan was a success. I was able to talk to Karzai on the phone!
Friday, December 3, 2010
Unemployment Up
BHO Taileprompter: Unemployment is up to 9.8%! I'll leave town and let Biden deal with it.
Tuesday, November 30, 2010
Monday, November 29, 2010
Wikileak
BHO Taileprompter: I won't take this Wikileak thing laying down. I am drafting a strongly worded letter!
Sunday, November 28, 2010
COP16
BHO Taileprompter: I am too embarrassed to go to the COP16 conference in Cancun. I guess I will opt-out.
Saturday, November 27, 2010
Friday, November 26, 2010
Black Friday
BHO Taileprompter: I am going #BlackFriday shopping. It is hard to buy Christmas presents for my socialist friends.
Wednesday, November 24, 2010
Pardoning a Turkey
BHO Taileprompter: I pardoned a turkey today and secured the turkey vote for democrats in 2012.
Tuesday, November 23, 2010
North Korean Attack
BHO Taileprompter: Those crazy North Koreans need to knock it off. They are giving good communists a bad name.
Monday, November 22, 2010
Sunday, November 21, 2010
START Treaty
BHO Taileprompter: Congress needs to hurry up and ratify START. I lost the nuke codes again!
Friday, November 19, 2010
Headed to the airport
BHO Taileprompter: I am headed to the airport for a TSA screening. Michelle never "touches my junk" anymore.
Friday, February 26, 2010
Being Compared to Jimmy Carter
BHO Taileprompter: I wish people would stop comparing me to Jimmy Carter. I don't even like peanuts.
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