Climategate

BHO Taileprompter: I can't believe these morons at the CRU of the University of East Anglia. Delete all our email correspondence with them.

Obamacare vote

BHO Taileprompter: We bought enough votes to get Obamacare rolling. I love Chicago style politics.

Khalid Shaikh Mohammed coming to New York

BHO Taileprompter: Hey Holder, when Khalid Shaikh Mohammed and the other four terrorists get to New York, have ACORN sign them up to vote.

Bowing down

BHO Taileprompter: I bowed down too low to Emperor Akihito of Japan. It was an accident. I was checking out his "package."