Christmas in Hawaii

BHO Taileprompter: I love spending Christmas in Hawaii. I wonder what all the little people do?

Beach Sewage Spill

BHO Taileprompter: A spill has closed my Hawaiian beach. I haven't seen this much sewage since I met with the Democratic Caucus.

DADT

BHO Taileprompter: DADT has been repealed! Combat is going to be so much more fun now!

Tax Compromise Passes

BHO Taileprompter: Congress passed my tax compromise package. My sellout of liberals is complete.

Clintons

BHO Taileprompter: The Clinton's really know how to handle the press. I will let them do all my dirty work.

Christmas Spending

BHO Taileprompter: I am really in the Christmas spirit. i think I'll spend a trillion dollars of someone else money!

Blizzard

BHO Taileprompter: There is another blizzard in the Midwest. Must be caused by global warming!

Bill Clinton Visits

BHO Taileprompter: Bill Clinton dropped by. He told me where he hid the special box of hand-dipped cigars he left behind.

Keith Olbermann

BHO Taileprompter: Keith Olbermann is a douchebag.

Criticism From Left

BHO Taileprompter: I wish left-wing Democrats would stop calling me a Republican. I am a Socialist!

Tax Deal

BHO Taileprompter: I guess I will make a tax deal with the devil...err...Republicans.

White House Haunted

BHO Taileprompter: The White House is haunted. Every time I look in a mirror I see Jimmy Carter.

Surprise visit to Afghanistan

BHO Taileprompter: My surprise visit to Afghanistan was a success. I was able to talk to Karzai on the phone!

Unemployment Up

BHO Taileprompter: Unemployment is up to 9.8%! I'll leave town and let Biden deal with it.