Saturday, December 25, 2010

Christmas in Hawaii

BHO Taileprompter: I love spending Christmas in Hawaii. I wonder what all the little people do?

Thursday, December 23, 2010

Beach Sewage Spill

BHO Taileprompter: A spill has closed my Hawaiian beach. I haven't seen this much sewage since I met with the Democratic Caucus.

Saturday, December 18, 2010


BHO Taileprompter: DADT has been repealed! Combat is going to be so much more fun now!

Friday, December 17, 2010

Tax Compromise Passes

BHO Taileprompter: Congress passed my tax compromise package. My sellout of liberals is complete.

Thursday, December 16, 2010


BHO Taileprompter: The Clinton's really know how to handle the press. I will let them do all my dirty work.

Wednesday, December 15, 2010

Christmas Spending

BHO Taileprompter: I am really in the Christmas spirit. i think I'll spend a trillion dollars of someone else money!

Sunday, December 12, 2010


BHO Taileprompter: There is another blizzard in the Midwest. Must be caused by global warming!

Friday, December 10, 2010

Bill Clinton Visits

BHO Taileprompter: Bill Clinton dropped by. He told me where he hid the special box of hand-dipped cigars he left behind.

Wednesday, December 8, 2010

Keith Olbermann

BHO Taileprompter: Keith Olbermann is a douchebag.

Tuesday, December 7, 2010

Criticism From Left

BHO Taileprompter: I wish left-wing Democrats would stop calling me a Republican. I am a Socialist!

Monday, December 6, 2010

Tax Deal

BHO Taileprompter: I guess I will make a tax deal with the devil...err...Republicans.

Sunday, December 5, 2010

White House Haunted

BHO Taileprompter: The White House is haunted. Every time I look in a mirror I see Jimmy Carter.

Saturday, December 4, 2010

Surprise visit to Afghanistan

BHO Taileprompter: My surprise visit to Afghanistan was a success. I was able to talk to Karzai on the phone!

Friday, December 3, 2010

Unemployment Up

BHO Taileprompter: Unemployment is up to 9.8%! I'll leave town and let Biden deal with it.

Tuesday, November 30, 2010

Summit With GOP

BHO Taileprompter: My Slurpee summit with Republicans was a failure.

Monday, November 29, 2010


BHO Taileprompter: I won't take this Wikileak thing laying down. I am drafting a strongly worded letter!

Sunday, November 28, 2010


BHO Taileprompter: I am too embarrassed to go to the COP16 conference in Cancun. I guess I will opt-out.

Saturday, November 27, 2010

Busted Lip

BHO Taileprompter: I got a boo boo on my lip playing basketball. :(

Friday, November 26, 2010

Black Friday

BHO Taileprompter: I am going #BlackFriday shopping. It is hard to buy Christmas presents for my socialist friends.

Wednesday, November 24, 2010

Pardoning a Turkey

BHO Taileprompter: I pardoned a turkey today and secured the turkey vote for democrats in 2012.

Tuesday, November 23, 2010

North Korean Attack

BHO Taileprompter: Those crazy North Koreans need to knock it off. They are giving good communists a bad name.

Monday, November 22, 2010

New Airport Scanners

BHO Taileprompter: My stock in naked body scanners is really taking off.

Sunday, November 21, 2010

START Treaty

BHO Taileprompter: Congress needs to hurry up and ratify START. I lost the nuke codes again!

Friday, November 19, 2010

Headed to the airport

BHO Taileprompter: I am headed to the airport for a TSA screening. Michelle never "touches my junk" anymore.

Friday, February 26, 2010

Being Compared to Jimmy Carter

BHO Taileprompter: I wish people would stop comparing me to Jimmy Carter. I don't even like peanuts.