Saturday, September 26, 2009

Meeting at UN

BHO Taileprompter: I loved being at the UN. I feel at home among all those despots.

Sunday, September 20, 2009

ACORN Prostitute Videos

BHO Taileprompter: That chick in the ACORN prostitution sting video was hot. Rahm, invite her to the White House.

Saturday, September 19, 2009

Health care myths

BHO Taileprompter: I am tired of people spreading myths about my health care reform. So, I am going to shut up.

Monday, September 14, 2009

ACORN Prostitute video

BHO Taileprompter: I can't believe ACORN fell for that prostitute scam. I learned a long time ago that all the pretty hookers were a setup.

Friday, September 11, 2009

9-12 Rally

BHO Taileprompter: Hmmm... Huge tea party in DC tomorrow. Rahm, have the Secret Service pick me up at the back door. I'm leaving town.

Saturday, September 5, 2009


BHO Taileprompter: I promised to create 600,000 jobs this summer. We only lost 900,000. Not bad.

Thursday, September 3, 2009

Passing Obamacare

BHO Taileprompter: I am going to give the Republicans one more chance to do what I say. Then, bipartisanship is over.