Sunday, August 30, 2009

Personal Income Taxes

BHO Taileprompter: I don't know why I am paying so much in tax. I need to get Charlie Rangel to do my taxes.

Saturday, August 29, 2009

Teddy Kennedy

BHO Taileprompter: I was honored to eulogize Teddy Kennedy. He was a fine socialist.

Wednesday, August 26, 2009

Death Panels

BHO Taileprompter: I don't understand the Republican opposition to "Death Panels" for the elderly. I thought they wanted to lower the deficit.

Tuesday, August 25, 2009


BHO Taileprompter: I really needed this vacation. Running up the national deficit is exhausting.

Wednesday, August 19, 2009

Medical Cash for Clunkers

BHO Taileprompter: Cash for Clunkers was great. I am adding it to health care reform. Say goodbye to granny.

Tuesday, August 18, 2009

Obama Joker Artist

BHO Taileprompter: The person behind the "Joker" posters is from Chicago. I knew my mob connections would come in handy someday.

Sunday, August 16, 2009

Using Granny to support Obamacare

BHO Taileprompter: Invoking my dead grandmother to counter the 'death panel' argument was brilliant. Whatever happened to her ashes anyway?

Thursday, August 13, 2009

Demonizing Doctors

BHO Taileprompter: People wonder why I am accusing doctors of wanting to snip off body parts, but I will never tell the public about my horrible circumcision accident.

Tuesday, August 11, 2009

ObamaCare protesters are Nazis

BHO Taileprompter: I wish Democrats would stop calling the health care reform protesters Nazis. Nazis were good socialists.

Monday, August 10, 2009

Seniors protesting ObamaCare

BHO Taileprompter: Don't worry. We will euthanize these old geezers protesting health care reform after we get the public option.

Saturday, August 8, 2009

Sotomayor sworn in

BHO Taileprompter: Now that Justice Sotomayor is on the court, we can start overturning that pesky Bill of Rights.

Thursday, August 6, 2009

Ending 'War on Terror"

BHO Taileprompter: Now that the "war on terror" is officially over, I can invite Osama bin Laden to the WH for a beer summit.

Wednesday, August 5, 2009

Cash for Clunkers

BHO Taileprompter: I love this Cash for Clunkers program. I wonder if I can trade in Michelle?

Tuesday, August 4, 2009

Kenyan Birth Certificate

BHO Taileprompter: This Kenyan birth certificate was a great idea. This will distract people from my Indonesian adoption.

Saturday, August 1, 2009

Muslim history

BHO Taileprompter: Who cares if I used to be a Muslim. I never swore an official allegiance to Al Queda.

Sarah Palin

BHO Taileprompter: Our plan to smear and marginalize Sarah Palin is working like a charm. Great job, Rahm!