Tuesday, November 30, 2010

Summit With GOP

BHO Taileprompter: My Slurpee summit with Republicans was a failure.

Monday, November 29, 2010


BHO Taileprompter: I won't take this Wikileak thing laying down. I am drafting a strongly worded letter!

Sunday, November 28, 2010


BHO Taileprompter: I am too embarrassed to go to the COP16 conference in Cancun. I guess I will opt-out.

Saturday, November 27, 2010

Busted Lip

BHO Taileprompter: I got a boo boo on my lip playing basketball. :(

Friday, November 26, 2010

Black Friday

BHO Taileprompter: I am going #BlackFriday shopping. It is hard to buy Christmas presents for my socialist friends.

Wednesday, November 24, 2010

Pardoning a Turkey

BHO Taileprompter: I pardoned a turkey today and secured the turkey vote for democrats in 2012.

Tuesday, November 23, 2010

North Korean Attack

BHO Taileprompter: Those crazy North Koreans need to knock it off. They are giving good communists a bad name.

Monday, November 22, 2010

New Airport Scanners

BHO Taileprompter: My stock in naked body scanners is really taking off.

Sunday, November 21, 2010

START Treaty

BHO Taileprompter: Congress needs to hurry up and ratify START. I lost the nuke codes again!

Friday, November 19, 2010

Headed to the airport

BHO Taileprompter: I am headed to the airport for a TSA screening. Michelle never "touches my junk" anymore.