Saturday, December 25, 2010

Christmas in Hawaii

BHO Taileprompter: I love spending Christmas in Hawaii. I wonder what all the little people do?

Thursday, December 23, 2010

Beach Sewage Spill

BHO Taileprompter: A spill has closed my Hawaiian beach. I haven't seen this much sewage since I met with the Democratic Caucus.

Saturday, December 18, 2010


BHO Taileprompter: DADT has been repealed! Combat is going to be so much more fun now!

Friday, December 17, 2010

Tax Compromise Passes

BHO Taileprompter: Congress passed my tax compromise package. My sellout of liberals is complete.

Thursday, December 16, 2010


BHO Taileprompter: The Clinton's really know how to handle the press. I will let them do all my dirty work.

Wednesday, December 15, 2010

Christmas Spending

BHO Taileprompter: I am really in the Christmas spirit. i think I'll spend a trillion dollars of someone else money!

Sunday, December 12, 2010


BHO Taileprompter: There is another blizzard in the Midwest. Must be caused by global warming!

Friday, December 10, 2010

Bill Clinton Visits

BHO Taileprompter: Bill Clinton dropped by. He told me where he hid the special box of hand-dipped cigars he left behind.

Wednesday, December 8, 2010

Keith Olbermann

BHO Taileprompter: Keith Olbermann is a douchebag.

Tuesday, December 7, 2010

Criticism From Left

BHO Taileprompter: I wish left-wing Democrats would stop calling me a Republican. I am a Socialist!

Monday, December 6, 2010

Tax Deal

BHO Taileprompter: I guess I will make a tax deal with the devil...err...Republicans.

Sunday, December 5, 2010

White House Haunted

BHO Taileprompter: The White House is haunted. Every time I look in a mirror I see Jimmy Carter.

Saturday, December 4, 2010

Surprise visit to Afghanistan

BHO Taileprompter: My surprise visit to Afghanistan was a success. I was able to talk to Karzai on the phone!

Friday, December 3, 2010

Unemployment Up

BHO Taileprompter: Unemployment is up to 9.8%! I'll leave town and let Biden deal with it.